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Bleach Demotivational Poster


oh my god... -


TAGS: south park bleach anime
Rating: 2.67/5

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To-AnimeIsGay - October 28, 2009, 2:23 pm
And you take the time for that response...YOU BASTARD!
animeIsGay - October 9, 2008, 5:58 pm
and you fags watch it
Sorixis - September 6, 2008, 7:37 pm
OMG! Talk about irony. LOL
thehattinninja - August 11, 2008, 9:31 pm
to mechalincoln, overused? yes. still clever beacuse the anime character is alctualy called ken by the little girl in the picture? also yes. and zero justice, you are an ass.
Zerojustice - June 28, 2008, 11:59 am
It's not a spoiler... he didn't die. Now that's a spoiler.
MechaLincoln - June 27, 2008, 10:29 pm
And so you came up with a South Park quote... the most overused one. *Sigh*
elementals - May 3, 2008, 6:35 pm
NO SPOILER MOTAFOCKA!


2D - Who says we need 3D girls?


TAGS: clubbleach
Rating: 3.72/5

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stormXIII - July 14, 2011, 6:18 pm
yet is she (as you can see on the pic's screen)
Derek - July 11, 2011, 3:19 am
Clever pic, but we do, we really do.


EMERGENCY EYE BLEACH - What is seen cannot be unseen UNTIL NOW!!!! New Emergency Eye Bleach for the really bad memes




REALITY - it really sucks when you realize that anime guys have more girls and power than you ever will


TAGS: anime bleach hollow ichigo
Rating: 2.41/5

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Bartimaeus - August 22, 2010, 1:44 am
Of course. This was a discussion, not an argument.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 11:58 am
So, we good, Bart?
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:03 am
their real world situation. In other words, they focus to much on what life should be instead of what it could be. Of course, I could just be grasping at straws.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 3:59 am
I see where you guys are coming from, and perhaps the problem here lies in the wording. Terms like "really" and "realize" make it seem like he's comparing real life to anime and saying real life comes up short. Real women < Anime women. But I think the
asddsakiller - August 18, 2010, 8:40 pm
ok....anyway it is mainly hitting anime fans as a demotivator
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 8:18 pm
recognize how untrue (wishful thinking?) it is and feel VERY demotivated. Aggy was correct, this is aimed at anime fans...or it's nonsense.
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 8:17 pm
It must be facetiously demotivational to male anime fans. To non anime fans it just seems like a fanboy trying to convince himself (and us)that hundreds of fictional women outweigh even a few real ones. If I were an anime fan and I read this I would
pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 7:49 pm
i got what you meant because i didn't really overanalyse it.
asddsakiller - August 18, 2010, 5:55 pm
guys it was not really supposed to be funny just to be a demotivational
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:53 pm
Bart, you make intelligent and appealing anime posters. I know you certainly have a logical grasp of reality. Although I understand your defense of this, you must understand that anime isn't under attack here... it's the poster makers who insist "reality"
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:47 pm
Maybe I'm too old to appreciate non-real women... I just argue the place that a thought like this comes from. Examples: 77018, 92967, 79637, 61922, 30531. This all falls under the new generation of text, twitter and anime as "better than reality"
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:39 pm
HAving said that, my comment refers to "reality" being anywhere near this caption... and the breakdown in social structure when this cartoon character's women or power are seen on any level as a comparison to reality. You know the type I'm talking about.
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 3:37 pm
Try using both hands, Bart.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:23 pm
Damn...typos. You people know I can't type fast. lol I'm going to start drafting my comments on Note Pad.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:20 pm
anime. Not that I'm by any means defending this as an "awesome poster." I'm just defending the broader idea behind it, and the anime poster genre.
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:18 pm
too seriously. He's not calling himself a "playa," or saying that anime girls are better than real life. I sure no one would object to a poster saying "INDIANA JONES: twelve-thousand times cooler than you will ever be." It's the same concept, just with
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 12:15 pm
What does this have to with masturbation. It's a comparison between fictional characters and those who enjoy watching them. It's not "Sexy Anime tit tit." It is an homage to anime character, and at the same time demotivational to those who take the series
thatonechick - August 18, 2010, 12:05 pm
Before anyone asks, I think this sort is rather unfunny. Oh well.
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:50 am
Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was a playa, just because some moistened cartoon bink helped me lob a map of hawaii ay my mouse pad, they'd put me away!
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:39 am
(with all due respect to MechaBart)
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:39 am
If not, I'd look up a definition of reality. A deck of cards has gotten more sex than a cartoon. Cartoooon. Reality; a girl who yells at you when you have sex with her, then give an odd look at her slightly burned grilled cheese. Cartoons; lube and tissue
agdaniele - August 18, 2010, 9:35 am
Now, does this poster just address anime fans?
Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 2:55 am
Just trying to give some constructive criticism, man. Jeez. lol
Reality Lord - August 18, 2010, 1:14 am

the heap...he's got a way of getting right to the point no?
TheTrashHeap - August 18, 2010, 12:13 am
Is this some bizzaro reality where virgins are cool and hot internet lesbians are just what they claim to be?
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:56 pm
Not a bad concept, but the execution could have been better. I think it's just the way the words lined up...doesn't look clean. I usually try to arrange the lines from longest to shortest in descending order. Word arrangement can really affect the feel.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:52 pm
Ugggg. 1L
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 9:44 pm
Indeed.


GRAND THEFT ZANPAKU-TO - Few people can see you, you're a death god, and have a sword. Let the carnage begin!


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.5/5

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Phage - April 29, 2009, 1:37 am
Did someone just say Weeaboo? Weeaboo! Weeaboo!
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:14 am
If I could vote lower than one, I would.
FORTEHLULZ - January 2, 2009, 5:34 am
Weeaboo.


PWNED - Your daily amount has just arrived.




ECONOMY - Even shinigami are struggling


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.64/5

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ICHIGO - Punk+Soul Reaper+Funny+Awesome=Ichigo


TAGS: ichigo bleach funny cute soul reaper
Rating: 2.03/5

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forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:27 am
LOL @ GS....
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 2:12 pm
@ TOC - You mean in the rear, right?
GreyScorpion - May 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
lame + gay + TOC comment=1L
thatonechick - May 24, 2010, 2:04 pm
Ichigo's not too bad... he just gets stabbed a lot.
MissRed - May 24, 2010, 12:12 pm
1L=Ichigo=Fail+Fag+Lame*Epic Fail=Ichigo^2/Try harder
MO - May 24, 2010, 12:06 pm
I'll second that from the Faceman! 1L
Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 11:48 am
Lame+Gay+Really Gay+Super Lame=1L!
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:48 pm
Bleach fan. Therefore, it would quite unfair for me to judge this author, when my motives are so thoroughly compromised. For you see, I am a fan of anime posters. BUT to survive, they must be accessable to moti-public at large.)
Bartimaeus - May 22, 2010, 12:46 pm
This is the reason they tell me not to do anime posters. Few get the joke, and you'll only get fives from guys like me. (NOTE: I said guys "like" me. Not me. I abstain from voting, as I am conflicting between my obligation as motifake member and that of a
deadraisin - May 22, 2010, 12:06 pm
I don't know who Ichigo is but that crotch bow of his looks like a couple of testes.


BERZERKER TEDDY BEAR -




CROSSOVER - Sometimes it is a good idea.


TAGS: crossover bleach naruto
Rating: 2.86/5

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cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:43 am
Butv not this time, it looks horrible beyond words or jutsu!
Woodywood03a - September 9, 2009, 9:15 pm
Hey Elder, I can maybe find something about you too baby!!!
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 3:59 pm
Bleach and Naruto are both overrated.
ssakcaj - July 5, 2009, 9:04 pm
thats motherfucking stupid
Elder God Douchebag - July 5, 2009, 12:04 am
Knew there was a reason I found you incredibly annoying.


RANDOM ENCOUNTERS - And then Timmy learned why you don't piss off the DM.


TAGS: bleach anime japan timmys
Rating: 2.82/5

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CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:35 pm
she drives my dirt bike. but a truck is still pretty sweet
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 11:31 pm
So? It doesn't make it any less sexy. Guess we'll just have te file it under Awesome But Impractical.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:23 pm
bike season here is way to short. not to many people bother getting bikes for only 4 months
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 11:15 pm
About the DnD reference: to be fair, it was somewhat popular when I was a child. And I think a woman driving motorcycle is sexier than a truck.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:14 pm
I met my girlfriend at a car show my truck was next to hers
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 11:11 pm
A woman driving a truck? Thats pretty sexy
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
It would be hard not to. she has a nicer truck than i do
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol, normally that's true but I even trust her with my trucks
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 11:05 pm
lol women. Cant drive sober, certainly cant drive drunk
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:03 pm
ya my gf went to a bacheloret so im here till i gota go pick her druck ass up
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 11:00 pm
lol, I thought DM was for DreMagnum as well
TheTrashHeap - February 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
You should be proud not to get the dungeons and dragons reference Dre. DM= dungeon master.
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
Pretty much yeah. Went to a basketball game at school, now just sitting here watching some hockey.
CANADA - February 6, 2010, 10:54 pm
hey dre, whats up? slow saturday night for you to?
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Well I'm the only DM here, and them damn timmies better be afraid.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 10:26 pm
Not that I'm aware of. I mostly used it as a joke as to why Timmys shouldn't annoy Moderators compared to why you don't mess with the Dungeon Master in that old D & D game.
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
Am I the DM?


Mentos -


TAGS: bleach mentos lol
Rating: 2.56/5

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lala609617 - July 6, 2010, 1:09 am
lol grimmjoww looks hot lmao this suddenly makes me want to get some mentos XD


PORTALS - NOT ALL OF THEM LEAD TO LEVEL 10 -




KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE - The other half is punching someone in the face


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.44/5

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THE FUTURE - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: the future god aizen bleach
Rating: 1.83/5

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skateinferno - March 18, 2013, 11:03 pm
yes.because one day we will definitely have a clever fake soul society captain on our money.
Bovee - February 10, 2010, 12:58 pm
i would love to see the strippers face the next morning when she was going through her bills. the comments have made this poster worth an additional L
Fatt Matt - February 10, 2010, 12:43 pm
I see a 1L in your future
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:21 pm

true story - I just PM you
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:20 pm
"YIPES!!"
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:16 pm

tomorrow is payday. I go to topless bars and leave with more cash than I brought.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:11 pm
16.28 more, and we got us a lap dance!!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:09 pm

Don't worry, I am Jewish.....nobody would do it for the $3.72 I have in liquid assets
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:06 pm
Strippers!?! if that's in my future, cancel that hit contract then..
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:58 am

after looking at the pic, that is stripper cash. Not so bad then.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:55 am
if this is the future? then yes, please do
rerun - February 10, 2010, 11:53 am

can I? Really?
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 11:50 am
kill me now
Mr. Shiny - February 10, 2010, 4:01 am
I hope not.


FILLERS - Make Orihime sad


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 1.79/5

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Merlin The Pervert - December 24, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ohh, THAT'S what the picture is. I thought it was her blowing a dude and it being censored. Well, that's what it looked like. Which made the title Fillers make me lol.
Dude - December 12, 2008, 7:54 pm
Yeah that last filler was pretty lame


RUKIA, - Give me the bat and get back in my closet


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 3.08/5

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BEST BLEACH FRIENDS - When "Best Friends" doesn't cut it




WTF? - Do I even want to know?


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.41/5

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ANIME MAFIA - Don't piss them off. They might use Bankai.


TAGS: bleach mafia yakuza mob anime manga ichigo byakuya renji kenpachi uryu toshiro ganju
Rating: 3.26/5

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Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
Ah, yes Bleach...all the originality of Yu Yu Hakusho over again.
asddsakiller - August 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
order of things bankai, hollow mask, getsuga tenkai
Death - November 11, 2009, 3:52 am
Of this was on an anime demotivational site, it might get better ratings.
david the jester - August 17, 2009, 12:42 am
the hells bankai?
Scorpio7 - December 9, 2008, 9:29 am
As long as they don't use bankofamerica.


SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD - Who ya gonna call?


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.56/5

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BLEACH - MOVE, BITCH -


TAGS: sosuke aizen bleach anime manga kurosaki ichigo move bitch
Rating: 2.86/5

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angryceltic - August 31, 2010, 3:22 am
this post suffers from the same fate as all ani-fakes of people not knowing what is going on because they do not fallow the series while i personally get the reference and find it very funny it may not reach others
Claire - August 30, 2010, 7:01 pm
No.
spacedog - August 30, 2010, 6:55 pm
I've read Bart's comment a couple times, this poster a couple times, and still... huh? 2L for whatever Bart seems to see here.
TheTrashHeap - August 30, 2010, 6:50 pm
I don't get this. Anyone care to explain? Maybe i will learn something.
pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 6:43 pm
it's too bad i don't get it. 1L
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 4:53 am
It seems like a well constructed joke. The ironic dialogue sets up the surprising/humorous turn of events, and the song lyrics change the tone in a way that is pretty funny. I would say this is a solid 4L, but I gave it a five.
culos - August 30, 2010, 4:34 am
I know exactly why I don't like it, won't elaborate though...
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 1:02 am
I'm not sure why, but I really like this one. I hear the song in my head when I read it. 5/5


RAPE - Even the children aren't safe anymore




BYAKUYA - is the name of the sword.


TAGS: bleach anime byakuya
Rating: 1.96/5

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Kala - May 2, 2011, 3:54 am
Byakuya Kuchiki - Captain of 6th division of the Gotei 13. Zanpakuto - Senbonzakura (litterally means Thousand Cherry Blossoms). Shikai is activated by use of scatter, in which the blade shatters into a thousand pieces resembling cherry blossom petals.
ICEMAN - January 14, 2011, 11:38 pm
Littlewilly, you seem to be mistaking people here for those that actually give a $hit.
shadowlily - January 14, 2011, 11:25 pm
Moron. Byakuya Kuchiki is his name. Senbonzakura is the zanpaktou. Take it from someone who has seen 178 episodes. In english dub.
aparker95 - November 6, 2010, 7:51 pm
fail senbonzakura kageyoshi is the name of his bankai
raketaketak - August 16, 2010, 6:02 pm
Bayakuya is the guy for the 1 who made this the sword is called Zenbonzakura or zenbonzakura tagioshi 4 bankai
name - November 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
senbonzakura is the name of the zanpaktou dumbass
derrek - May 19, 2009, 11:54 am
srry my friends told me what to put.
derrek - May 19, 2009, 11:53 am
srry my friends told me what to put.
Ichigo - May 1, 2009, 8:03 am
The name of the sword is "Senbonzakura" His name is Kuchiki Byakuya
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:29 pm
If I had a nickel....
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:23 pm
Damn! I hate when I give it a 1 and it comes up as "You have already given this poster a 1."
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:57 pm
Be nice mrawesomo, here at Motifake, all tunnels are created equal. 1 Lion, and a chicken in every pot.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 5:43 pm
This is one of the nerdiest tunnels I've ever seen.
lol - March 9, 2009, 11:12 am
nice one Anon lol
Anon - January 22, 2009, 6:44 am
Fail Senbonzakura is the swords name.


HELLO? - ...Seven days...


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 1.87/5

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BLEACH -




BLEACH - This is what it looks like in France


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 3/5

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Flea - May 25, 2009, 6:06 am
Okay. Who gave Ichigo a Dirty Sanchez?
Suh-weet - December 5, 2008, 12:29 pm
For fuck's sake. Take your damn obsession elsewhere.


JAPAN - bleach the game now kill hollows and humans


TAGS: bleach game motifake hollows human
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:31 pm
Sigh


ARRANCAR - a decent attempt. *** from me




TRAPS - Make Kon sad


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 1.64/5

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who cares - June 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Kon, paedobear's younger brother.(yeah i watch the anime and read the manga so you don't need to tell me he's a modified soul put it a toy)


RAPE - Ichigo fails at it


TAGS: bleach
Rating: 2.38/5

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Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:47 pm
Dude, that`s Kon.


STARK -




OSCHESTRA SEATING - Security made me switch SEATS... After they found out my PARENTS were MARRIED when I was BORN.




TIMMY -


TAGS: timmy bleachers
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:02 pm
also see: aggybait.
Dr. Rusak - January 22, 2010, 4:19 pm
Truth me told! Amen
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:26 am
Hey Ed guess what, I don't give a shit so keep you Gramnazi stuff to yourself
Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:33 am
"Designated People" That'll be a 1lb Bacon Fine for grammer. You could have also left the 'Designate' off and it would have been correct.
thatonechick - January 22, 2010, 7:21 am
Damn right.


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